We chatted on a hookup site last night. Then, today, he sends me a selfie from the gym and says he wants to meet me, and I say, “fuck yeah.” Then he sends me another one when he’s finished his workout and is ready to head over. So I send him my address and ask him to show me his dick.
He says, “Dude, I’m already in my car.”
"Perfect!" I reply…"take a pic while your driving so I can see how excited you are to meet me."